Someone Make a Crack About What Website It Was, I Dare You

sometimes my computer lies to me.

i was just crowdsurfing the internet and i tried to check up on one of my very favorite sites so i typed in the address and pressed the work-it button, and box o’ junx straight up told me “this site is not available.”

it’s the lying part that really hurts

that is some availabullshit!

so i didn’t even blink, i just refreshed that piece. and lo and behold up, it appeared cristal-clear like nothing was ever broken.

well nothing visible anyway.

on a microscopic level, another tiny fissure appeared in an otherwise seemingly functional relationship. ‘puter please.