Underground News Network Debut!

Oh, hi. Sorry. I didn’t see you there so the fault is all mine. What’s that? Oh, well yes, I have been on TV. You recognize my face and shifty-eyed demeanor? Ah, that might be because I was on Russia Today’s The Alyona Show recently commenting on two subjects with which I have very little experience. What two subjects? Get ready for this: politicians and being cool. I know!

Honestly, when I got there and they rushed me to the make-up chair, that was enough. I had reached spiritual Hollywood at that point. Specifically, when the make-up lady told me I have beautiful skin and natural eye shadow (Is this a nice way of saying eye baggage?), I could have gone home at that point. I was happy as a clean and clear clam.

But no, then there was the actual being on TV part. Hah! I didn’t know exactly what I was going to be asked so I probably could have done with being a whole lot funnier, but I was kind of in disbelief that I have gorgey skin and glossy eyelids the whole time. Anyhowdiedoody, roll the clip!

(My clip starts at 21:42.)

Good News, Everyone!!!

There is a scenic median strip park near my office building where I sometimes eat lunch (today for instance wherein I partially melted). They have some chairs and sculptures set up to put you at ease from feeling like a piece of urban scenery. Anyway, somebody has done everybody the courtesy of placing one of those preschool play kitchen sets square in the middle of the park. It’s pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen. Makes me want to wish some tiny dishes and check on a mini lasagna immediately!

Yes, there is a fridge! No, it’s not real so stop putting your sodas in it! What else do you need to know?!

Like this but bigger!
photo courtesy of Flickr and brycej