Hey dudes and noodles,

I am in a Twitter mockumentary on Slate. Yes, my bra is showing and my eye is acting crazier than usual. In other words, it’s pitch perfect.

My friend Chris is in it too, being all scientist-y. Check it out! Tweet about it! Whatevs! The Internet will swallow up your words and spit them up everywhere.

http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/271557392