Celebrate Already!

It’s Conan O’Brien‘s birthday today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also Rick Moranis.

Also Christian Slater and Melissa Joan Hart!

Someone on the radio said it was Dr. Dre’s birthday, but they were totally wrong =( =( =(!!!

I also found out I share a birthday with Deng Xiaoping. Yes, the Deng Xiaoping, Communist leader and all-around pragmatic guy.

The point of this post is…CAKEFACE for everyone!!!!!!!!

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The Only Thing Up My Nose Is Snot Blow

sneeze tally so far today: 31 and counting.

i like how people say “oh yeah, something is going around” when they’re talking about a community bug or virus.

it makes me think of a little germ posse paying super-rando unannounced housecalls to everyones’ bodies, crashing in their immune systems’ living rooms, and leaving everything in shambles with nary a “peace out.”

like that one wild friend who can’t get past college who comes into town so last-minute that you don’t even expect him or her until he or she is on your doorstep grinning and hungry for a weekend full of gambling-substances-infamy cocktails: shaken, not stirred.

i do not actually have a friend who fits that description but i guess i’m willing to accept the tradeoff of a cold instead. seems fair.

the end result is still lying on the floor unaware of your surroundings and cursing the day you ever trusted that lifehungry fool.

one non-stop party up in heah
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