Pseudonymously Putting Myself Out There

So I submitted two words to Urban Dictionary today. Yup. Just checked that right off my to-do list, easy-peezy.

Now, given the nail-biting process and lax turnaround time surrounding my last submission to this veritable and esteemed compilation of humanity’s hippest turns of phrase, I am neither expecting much in the way of acceptance nor promptness.

However, so that they may still be celebrated and commemorated in their own right, here are my two submissions:

1. flashgoogling [to flashgoogle] – v. – When you frenetically google a subject/person so fast and furiously that you barely recall your actions at a later time. Also known as an Internet bender or a browsing spree-for-all.

2. swoon flu – n. – When you are so enamored by something, it leaves you bedridden.

On a funrelated note, I wonder if Benjamin Button made a list of “Things to Do Before I Turn Zero.”

What do you mean he wasn’t real? Ohhhhh noooooo.

BREAKING NEWS: As I was writing the above, the powers-that-be at the Urban-D confirmed that they are publishing both my submissions! Check and checkmate!

(They’re not up yet, but once they are, oh, there will be hyperlinking, mark my words.)

Crazyface the Facts

My favorite thing about this photo (besides all of its sweet, sweet goodness) is the tiny option at the bottom where you can mark it as Inappropriate. Because let’s be real. It’s obscene.

Also, in other wonderful news, my submission to Urban Dictionary OFFICIALLY got accepted, one year and some months later!!! I submitted it three times. Oops. I outed myself. But, to be unfair, they wouldn’t give me a response so I kept submitting it. I wish I could change my example sentences but I no longer know how.

CHECK IT OUT. It has more votes against it so far but I don’t care. The Internet has legitimized me once again. Plus it’s not like anyone is being forced to use it except me. I am forcing myself to use it.